May 2012
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Mother Jones: The Way It Was →
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“A society that does not accept the facts is a childish society, and a society that makes abortion illegal—and I believe that the PBAB is a calculated step in exactly that direction—is a cruel and backward society that makes being female a crime. It works in partnership with the illegal abortionist. It puts him in business, sends him his customers, and employs...
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“The obvious explanation is that every time a woman tries to tell a joke, an...”
– Lindy West, on those bogus studies that come out every couple years saying men are funnier than women. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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“Gatsby is a book that has come to mean something to people that sometimes feels...”
– Ta-Nehisi Coates, on The Great Gatsby. (via theatlantic)
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“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...”
– Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
Summer goal: write this movie. Slash porn. WHATEVER.
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“I had a big fuckload of batteries in the pockets of my cardigan, so the cardigan...”
– Tom Hardy on badass cardigans (via howtotalktogirlsatparties)
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Lazy Sunday 2
So this happened. And it’s glorious.
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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imwithkanye:
Brmmmmmphhh and Bryyaawww |...
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“My father taught me never to mix grain with grape.”
– George Clooney
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