“Never place faith in anyone who drinks dessert-flavored vodka. Anyone who drinks straight bourbon, meanwhile, can be trusted with a newborn.” —Drew Lazor for Philadelphia City Paper, May 31 2012 (via callmehats)
“Gatsby is a book that has come to mean something to people that sometimes feels disconnected from the book itself. Fitzgerald great trick was to write about two people who wanted each other, but not write a love story. Of course I root for Daisy to leave Tom every time. But my rooting is wrong, and by the end of the book, Fitzgerald has really shown you why. Daisy is the one that got away—except you have no idea what that means. That “one” isn’t some better future. She is a person—a indelibly flawed American. Like you.” —Ta-Nehisi Coates, on The Great Gatsby. (via theatlantic)
“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” —
Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
Summer goal: write this movie. Slash porn. WHATEVER.